Wednesday, July 13, 2005



Well, it's been what- 6 months since my last post? Ahem. Sorry about that folks. And I hope this will be my last vacation from blogging.

Here's one (or many, depending on how you look at it) the "I can't beleive this" column.
Hurricane Dennis comes along, just missing my once peaceful town of Panama City, swiping the Pensacola area (this is two major storms for them in the last 8 months), relocating many to shelters for a ride that would scare the shit out of Space Mountain frequenters, then goes on it's merry way upstates. Meanwhile, some really fine folks who decided that last year's hurricane leap-frog game wasn't enough, so they stayed around and Rebuilt their homes, condo's hotels and vacation getaways. You probably seen a lot of them on the news last year, crying about how they couldn't imagine how they were going to survive while their $2,000,000.00 homes were being put back on the stilts that Ivan knocked them off of.
Now these same buttholes are on the news, playing the "Woe is Me" game again. Here's my thinking. Take all the beach-house and beach condo owners to a seminar on how to purchase homes that Won't Blow Away Every Year. Force them to sit for 3-4 days in a humid, cramped and dark room that smells like 5-day old armpits and lecture them on the absolute INSANITY of building on beaches that have been eroding ever since hurricanes have been hitting them.
What kind of idiot actually thinks that rising homeowners insurance is a good idea for these poeple? Show of hands? - I didn't think so.
I recall Ivan. Mind you, I was only on the outskirts of it, but it struck a chord with me as a common man. There were a LOT of homeowners that lived farther inland in Pensacola that lost a lot more than a condo. They lost their job, their clothes, automobile, pet, food, and/or home. Not to mention the ones that got killed in Ivan's wrath. Drowned by a killer that was no respector of people, and didn't care if you were rich or poor.
Now comes Dennis. Again I have to see all these Poor rich people whining about how much this hurts them because they have to shell out another $1.5 Million to repair their roofs and floors, or because the beach eroded and the next storm will wipe out their savings. I say- MOVE THE *UCK OUT and GO INLAND you freaking 'tards! Don't walk, RUN- There's another storm on the way, dumbasses!

For all of the middle to lower income folks over there in Pensacola, My hat is off to you, and I hope that these rich a$$holes drop their wallets in your neighborhood. You're finer folks than they are. Not to mention that They're one of the reasons that homeowner's insurace is getting sky-high.

And One More Thing,

When a hurricane comes our way, and you don't live here- STAY THE HELL AWAY! We have enough problems with traffic during storms without you assholes coming down here rubber-necking and driving badly. I hope they pass a law allowing your arrest. In the mean-time, watch out for me. I may just ruin your hurricane tour. I'm evil when it comes to your kind. And I hope a 2x4 finds the windsheild of your car while you're here.

TheLawnMowerMan

posted by Tony at 9:29 PM |

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